Controller of the House

So, long time no blog????!!! Yea, yea,yea, I'll give the specifics on another post but for now I'm going to write what is on my mind.
I think I 'm going to use this blog as kind of a journal of sorts...so, if at times it may seem personal or whatever...just skip over and read what you wish! But if I don't start writing things down, I'll forget and then there will be no memories of that particular moment...which is why I'm blogging. Here's how it went down:

Connor: "Can I have a PB sandwich please?" (It's 3:30...but he did
say please!)
Mommy: "I guess so...I mutter to myself, at least it's not candy he's
he's asking for!"
Connor: "Can I eat in on the living room floor so I can watch American
Dragon?"
Mommy: "Ughhh, I guess so." Already regretting my decision!
10-15 minutes elapse....Mom walks into the LR to the smell of a poopy
diaper and crumbs everywhere....
Mommy: "Connor, go get the hand vacuum and clean up your crumbs
please, this is why Mommy should've made you sit at the
table!"
Connor: "well, I didn't do it on purpose, Controller of the House!"
Mommy: "puzzled look and then crack up laughing, "What does THAT
mean?"
Connor: "Well, you are!" Laughing hysterically and happy with
himself for 1) making me laugh and 2) not being in toooo
much trouble!
10 seconds later...music to my ears, the ever-ready hand vac that I
couldn't live without! Man, do I have them trained or what?! Someone's gotta be in control of 2 little guys and 1 big one! So, I dub myself Controller of the House and will wear the crown with pride!